Monday, August 10, 2009

My search has not been in vain.

I found it. natetalleysucks.tumblr.com. Totally, utterly, urinely impressive.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Trois

This blog is about music, food and adventure. And I don't mean to make irrelevant comments a habit. Therefore, I will try to weave all three above topics into this totally b/s post. Here I go.

This post is going to consist of three stories, three people and three pointless, fleeting thoughts. Please try to stay with me.

1. Adventure: Here is the story the way I remember it: C Box has a friend. This friend goes by the name of Nate Taley. C and another friend come up with an ingenious prank and print stickers reading "Nate Talley Sucks". The idea is to post them as many places as possible, including, but not limited to: toilet bowls, bars and breasts.

2. Music: C Box has a friend. This friend is to remain nameless to protect those involved, but we shall call her Cantaloupes. Last night, Bo and I had a party. This party was rockin' thanks to C's musical mix playing on his iPhone. In between bites of barbecue and binges of beer, the iPhone ceases to play music for 2 seconds and beeps in with a message: from Cantaloupes-...omg I have been so horny today. The music made its way back on. Now from this event, it came to my knowledge that Cantaloupes had been convinced by C to post a "Nate Talley Sucks" sticker on one fake breast and leave the other to wave hello to everyone.

3. Food: After lunch (this is my half ass way of getting food in here), it is a lazy and rainy Sunday. Bo and I decided to take a nap. As is customary for us, Bo starts his twitching sleep about 3 seconds after his head hit the pillow. I can't fall asleep. So, to take up time and endulge my curiousity, I google "Nate Taley Sucks" to find this infamous picture of Cantaloupes' decorated breast. In the process, I run across one of C's friends who happens to be a journalist for the Wall Street Journal. His blog is fabulous. Really a good read.

All this to say go to reporterbyday.blogspot.com and enjoy.
Oh, I never found the picture.